In the latest issue:

HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED – The Cheesse Grater says goodbye and good riddance to Robert Taylor, UCL Union’s very own Dark Lord. Or it would if it hadn’t been censored by a certain cowardly sabb. DESPERATELY SEEKING SANCTUARY – The banned newspaper tried (and fails) to stake a claim on Union turf. RAT JOINS SINKING SHIP Malcolm Grant’s been hand-picked by Gordon Brown to represent struggling British businesses abroad. NEWS AT A GLANCE Read about some shit that just happened. PALIN TOP TUMPS How will the Spanish Inquisition fare against a shotgun-wielding hockey mom?

NEW! Read the story censored by UCL Union's Charlie Clinton in London Student's digital edition here (turn to page 10 to read the story)